Writing Commissions

Need someone to translate your lustful ideas into text?
Have a comic in dire need of some smutty dialogue?
Want some help fleshing out your original characters?
Wanna pimp out your F-List profile with custom kinks?
You've come to the right place!
Price:
$15 per 1000 wordsSPECIAL DEAL:
Any commissions set in the F-Verse (the setting for Debauched Deep Dungeon Divers) are discounted, $12 per 1000 wordsProofreading and Editing:
Need someone to go over your own writing and give you some feedback?
Let me help you out with that!
Price:
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Full Captions

Pretty much a complete story full of deliciously deviant writing to go with your favorite naughty pictures!Base Price: $15

Half-sized Captions

Bigger is not always better!
The same dose of delicious smut, just in a shorter form factor. These work great for picture sequences!Base Price: $8

Short Captions

Short, sweet and straight to the point, with added editing to make things even better!
They also make for incredibly kinky phone wallpapers for all the extra degenerates out thereBase Price: $4

Kinky additions such as tattoos, musk, censorship, gooning edits and such are also available!Price of captions is subject to change depending on the amount of editing and writing necessary in a case-per-case-basis<< Back

Roleplay Sessions

Do you want someone to help you live out your naughtiest, lewdest fantasies?Maybe you need an erotic JOI or goon session accompanied by spicy pictures and videos?Or maybe you just want an experienced roleplayer who’s online reliably and replies fast with decadent smut!In any case, you can hire me for roleplay sessions!

How to book your session:

  • Contact me on Twitter (@effthewriter), e-mail ([email protected]) or Discord (.eff.). Discord is my preferred method of communication

  • We will discuss the details, talk about the kinks involved and brainstorm ideas so I can prepare for our session

  • Once we're all set up, you will be invoiced for your first hour. After payment, you're officially booked!

  • Before our session, you will be invited to a private Discord server for our session. The server will stay up so you can revisit our fun times together anytime you want!

Pricing & Terms:

  • $12 for the first hour, then $4 for each 30 minute extension, up to four hours total

  • Themes and scenarios can be (almost) anything you want! Original characters or existing franchises, vanilla setups or very kinky adventures, we just have to discuss it first

  • First hour has to be paid in advance to reserve your slot

  • Booking has to be done at least two hours in advance

  • There’s a 15 minute grace period in case you’re late, but after 20 minutes without communication, the session will be considered forfeited

  • You’re free to give feedback out-of-character at any time, ask me to go faster or slower, specific poses or situations, don’t worry about it

  • Just relax and have fun!

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How to commission:

  • Please contact me on Twitter (@effthewriter), e-mail ([email protected]) or Discord (.eff.). Discord is my preferred method of communication.

  • We will discuss your ideas and desires so I'm sure of how to write you the best possible smut.

  • After approving a preview, I'll work on the full project. First time commissioners will be invoiced for half of the project's total cost after approval.

  • For longer projects, updates will be delivered for review every 1000 words or so.

I will write:
Basically anything, really! Hit me with whatever you have in mind
and I’ll see what I can do for you. Original characters, fanfiction,
character profiles and kinks for your F-list page,
I'll be glad to help you, no kinkshaming, ever!

I will not write:
There isn't a hard blacklist of fetishes I won't write, but due to
myself not being completely comfortable with them or just
not knowing exactly how to make them hot, there might be
an upcharge regarding gore, vore, death and raceplay.

Terms of Service

  • By commissioning me, you agree to the following terms:

  • I reserve my rights to modify all commissions for advertisement purposes

  • I reserve my rights to turn down orders that I do not deem fit for me to do

  • Commercial or business use without previous arrangement and/or compensation is strictly forbidden.

  • Prices are subject to change depending on complexity and content, all comunicated previously with the commissioner before the initial payment.

Thank you very much for your interest!
Hope to see you soon!<< Back